Are You Sure You Aren't A Man?

Dear Katy,

 

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  And if they ever get it done, how much will it cost us taxpayers?  Would it be more cost effective for us to buy Palin a home in her dreamland Russia, with a "son-in-law" quarters? 

 

A Concerned Citizen

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I wish I had a ruble for every time some ER nurse has described her night extracting those energy efficient bulbs from the ass of an Alaskan/Russian emmigrant.  I'd have enough to buy some nasty vodka in a huge chernoble-shaped bottle.   That's what I'd choose to spend it on. 

The problem is, these people emmigrate from the north and don't understand how GREEN we've become here in Conus with our less bulbous anal pleasing bulbs. It's all about Saving the Earth, at your rectums expense.  How do you say Rectum in Russian?  It should be on the packaging.  It might be 'palin'. I know my sphinctor feels that the two are connected every time I see her on television.  

Twelve dollars.  The rest can be written off as an oil rig accident or ....part of the 'pipeline' wink wink...

Yes.

Love,

Katy