An Ass

Dear Katy,

I have done some horrible things.  I sometimes pose as other people in order to extract information out of others.  I put a shock collar on my dog and zap him for the fun of it.  I gather goatheads and strategically place them in the parking lot of KMart, right across the street from my tire shop.  I left a couple of eggs in the curtain rods of my old house when I divorced the old bit.  What I need to know ... does my ass look better in Levis ... or Wranglers?

 

Thanks.

RipTorn

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Dear Thorn,

You should get an ass and trade problems.  Tell him to email, or shit me a question. I think it might be more substantive for all 3 of us...

Love,

Katy