Recently the tomato's died... not just the red ones but also the green ones.... I'm so bummed! I thought Al Gore had corrected the winter temperature drops and my tomato's would be safe year round, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!!! I'm screwed now, I can't fill the 1000's of orders for "Tinky Toms Tomato Taste", homemade paste at it's best. Is it to late to craigs list tomato's WANTED, or as mine, have all the tomato's died????
Any help/advice you might provide would be a God send..... I"m desperate,,,,,,,,,,,, CRAP!!!, I'm more than desperate I'm DEAD!!, Shit, I've an order from some dude I met in a local bar for 57 cases, ah, he said his Uncle Vinnie was having a huge family gathering and needed a ton of paste for his dinner...... VINNIE... HOLY SHIT do you think he'd kill me. Think I could replace the labels on the hunts brand and pass it off for "Tinky Toms Tomato Taste" or maybe a cheaper brand would work..... please help!!! PLEASE!!!
God Bless you,
Tinky Tom
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Dear Barely Disguised Christian Zealot, or Marinara Sauce Enthusiast (I get you two confused, with the Blood of Christ and a Good Pasta Sauce both being something readily available in bulk...)
I think by the 'tomatoes' dying, you really mean your faith is shaky. And by looking on Craig's List you mean should you explore other templates for defining your entire belief system and the way you live your life as if you were a Sofa looking for a new subdivision. By Vinnie you mean the Vengeful Christian God. And by Al Gore you mean Al Gore....who would be the anti-christ if he would have just tried harder. No fatties!
So in answer to your question: Yes, all the tomatoes have died. What's left is that canned shit. It's why I only eat Chinese. Literally. They don't have souls or tomatoes. I'm a fan of their smaller portions and anything with noodle.
Love,
Katy
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