Waxing the Short Bus

 You won't catch me agreeing with that pasty conservative weevil on much, but on child labor laws, the Newt and I are like two nits on a nog.  Our tastes are the same. 

I don't care if they do away with child labor laws completely, to be frank.  Public school janitor service is perfect for most public school children.  Infact, don't stop there - I say let the brighter kids teach the classes:  Sweeping for Beginners,  Vomit Sawdust The Right Way, Toilet Plunging for Dummies (remedial classes).... You don't have to be that bright these days to be overqualified. AND the good news is that a semi-intelligent 12 year old can smack the living shit out of a smartass 10 year old for not paying attention and no questions asked, everyone is a winner. 

The only sad thing is that kids just grow up too fast.