If My Dogs Could Vote

Left to Right, Hank (Australian Cattle Dog) - Prior to rescue, Hank lived in a small squirrel-infested yard. Forced to sleep outside in the cold, damp elements, without pillows or the ocassional snausage, she endured hardship and cheap kibble.  A recovering obsessive compulsive, Hank is predisposed to rolling in shit and rotting animal carcuses, biting at sprinklers and is injury prone. Hank's pick for 2008 is John McCain. 

Jasper (Red Border Collie)- barks incessantly at neighbors, has a history of sneaking things that belong to others and hiding them under the bed or in a bush next to the fence. Vacuum cleaner attachments, car keys, underwear...Turn-offs include male lawyers and the other dogs having fun.  Loves water and carrying shoes.   Jasper likes Hillary.

Zeke (Australian Shepherd) - Standoffish with people, Zeke will tolerate strangers who don't make eye contact and who come into the house only under the embrace and constant praise of his family, which makes having casual friends and acquaintances over a little awkward. Zeke loves sheep shit and any of the verbs in the 'to go' family.  Sleeps on the bed.  Has bad gas.  I'm afraid he's likely to lean toward Ron Paul.

Scout (Black/White Border Collie) - Enjoys chasing and biting.  Not old enough to vote.  Obama is her clear pick. 

Comments

[heydave]

That's sad: I relate to Zeke and would have wished he vote otherwise.

But, goddamn that crew looks nice!

[cyndee]

If only you would cave in to one more dog then Ralph Nader could get a canine endorsement.

[Tata]

I love the Kibbles N Bits caucus!