That's what the Craigslist ad admonishes. And I love it. I want to post my own series of ads:
Tired of excess rat hair? Try my patented Brazilian Rat Body Wax. $19.95
Want a sexier rat line? I will shave your rats hair so close you will think it's a mouse. See you at the Salt lick! $20
Be as bald as an (uneaten) baby hamster. $20
You can see what my day amounts to. I hate my job. I could be someone in the rodent grooming world. I can feel it.
Is it a special order to get baby hamsters pre-chewed?
Posted by: Tata | May 13, 2008 at 07:49 PM
Rat hairballs are no laughing matter, missy.
Posted by: Heydave | May 15, 2008 at 04:15 PM
don't sell yourself short Katy, not just "someone", you would be a superstar in the rodent grooming world. at minimum a finalist for American Rodent Grooming Idol. you could sing* and groom and dance and fiddle your way to fame. and then cash in with Katy's Rat Hair Pasta Sauce, Katy's Rat Hair Energy Drink and so forth.
*Rat Acid by Rat Acid would be a crowd pleaser.
Posted by: sandy | May 23, 2008 at 01:31 PM