DO NOT PAY $20 FOR UNKNOWN HAIRLESS RATS!
That's what the Craigslist ad admonishes. And I love it. I want to post my own series of ads:
Tired of excess rat hair? Try my patented Brazilian Rat Body Wax. $19.95
Want a sexier rat line? I will shave your rats hair so close you will think it's a mouse. See you at the Salt lick! $20
Be as bald as an (uneaten) baby hamster. $20
You can see what my day amounts to. I hate my job. I could be someone in the rodent grooming world. I can feel it.
