Morning News:
- There's a Bun in the Oven! - Hungry conspiracy theorist Okie lawmaker introduces a bill to ban fetuses in food:
"No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients."
State Senator Ralph 'Shortribs' Shortey read on the interwebs somewhere that stem cells were being used as FLAVORINGS! By God, not on HIS MENU they don't!
I would name my 'product' 'Choice Cuts'...or 'And Baby Makes Brie' 'Mommy's Little Miracle Whip'...
It might be pertinent to note that this big ole slice of crazy senator pie has introduced several ridiculous bills which have never made it into law. I suspect they introduce his stuff last, over cocktails.
- AZ governor a finger pointing President nag - Governor White Woman stormed the tarmac and invited Obama to meet with her using her most welcoming scowl and mad finger gestures...and Obama opted out. It turns out that her book, Scorpions for Breakfast, is full of LIES, NOT delicious dangerous recipes.
- Health Tip - Fry Food in Olive Oil, especially if your food was the byproduct (flavoring) of rape or incest, or will never be as cute as a puppy.
- Better than One? Baby born in Philappines with two heads. Doctors agree - odds of longterm survival are not great BUT it's too early to fry in olive oil.
